“Sordid Lives”

The Schultz Theatre
9357 N. Congress St.
New Market, VA 22844
A mature comedy directed by Wendi Black

for Mature Audiences ONLY

A black comedy about white trash! The author of
Daddy's Dyin' (Who's Got the Will?) brings you a comedy that was nominated for over thirty awards during its long run in Los Angeles. When Peggy, a good Christian woman, hits her head on the sink and bleeds to death after tripping over her lover's wooden legs in a motel room, chaos erupts in Winters, Texas. 


Friday, May 9 and Saturday, May 10 at 7:00 PM
and Sunday, May 11 at 3:00 PM


Friday, May 16 and Saturday, May 17 at 7:00 PM

and Sunday, May 18 at 3:00 PM

Tickets are $13 Adults and $11 for Students/Seniors

Tickets can be purchased online, at 540-740-9119, or at the door!